semantically-nonsensical:

agaysongbird:

salleedanger:

wumbowing:

d0rklordsatan:

sarakitten:

the-tavros-nitram:

corink:

radicalapollo:

sorry-dong-dong:

beesmygod:

megasonger:

"nathan is a poopyhead"

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"carlos is a mexican name"

i don’t know what i expected

"Zachary is a jewish name"

this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it

"Corin is a boy name"

"Michiko is a fourth year student"

Neither of these are true for me

erika is angry

always

Sara is a poo

….just a poo

Madison is a stupid name

wow. okay.

Emma is a time lord

Are you fucking kidding me

Emily is a theory

the fuck i wanted to hop on the bandwagon not have an existential crisis

image

Adam is a poo.

What.

I guess me and Sara can be poo bros or something but damn.

"Alex is a girl name"

(Source: insomniatasteslikecottoncandy)

HA! i can dig it

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skylar, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you’re my big man. There are going to be some things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.”

(Source: paladeckis, via brbagifs)

my God this show nothing will ever be great truly great like this show was Breaking Bad