"nathan is a poopyhead"
"carlos is a mexican name"
i don’t know what i expected
"Zachary is a jewish name"
this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it
"Corin is a boy name"
"Michiko is a fourth year student"
Neither of these are true for me
erika is angry
Sara is a poo
….just a poo
Madison is a stupid name
Emma is a time lord
Are you fucking kidding me
Emily is a theory
the fuck i wanted to hop on the bandwagon not have an existential crisis
Adam is a poo.
I guess me and Sara can be poo bros or something but damn.
"Alex is a girl name"
“My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skylar, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you’re my big man. There are going to be some things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.”
14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?